Book Review: Roasting in Hell's Kitchen by Gary Ramsay

Reader # 529 wrote: This was an interesting quick read for fans of Mr. Ramsay. It gave insight into his perfectionist nature and passion for food. Grade: A.

Book Review: Duma Key by Stephen King

Reader #529 wrote: This book started off a little slow. It did not get interesting until midway through the 600 plus pages. It was very reminiscent of his past books including an ending similar to The Shawshank Redemption. This was a little disappointing, however, any Stephen King fan would want to read this book anyway, as we are his "constant readers." Grade: B.

Movie review: Iron Man

Reader #83 wrote: A weapons manufacturer decides that the making of weapons is immoral, so turns himself into a weapon to combat bad weapons users. If you can get past the irony (or hypocrisy) of the central concept Jon Favreau's adaptation of the Marvel Comic is reasonably entertaining and uses its digital effects energetically. Robert Downey, Jr.--definitely not a Christopher Reeve type--plays the arms tycoon who builds a suit to give him super powers.

Spoiler warning: there are minor plot spoilers below. One spoiler is saved for the end of the review.

The first big blockbuster of the 2008 summer is IRON MAN. At a high level the story is fine as a Marvel Comic Book on the wide screen. Most of the lower level details should have been given more thought. Tony Stark (played by Robert Downey, Jr.) is sort of a modern-day Howard Hughes, part playboy, part genius engineer. He is a fabulously wealthy second-generation arms manufacturer. Tony Stark has a sort of popular celebrity status in much the way that arms manufacturers usually do not have in our universe. In Afghanistan he is promoting his company's new missile system--powerful enough nearly to nearly kill himself when he launches it (so who will he get to launch it?).

Shortly after he is captured by enemy meanies who want him to recreate his missile using as building parts the spare parts they have assembled in a cave. It must be a really well-equipped cave to rival what a major industrialist can do in the United States. They will watch him via cameras because it is higher-tech than putting one of their own people in the room with him. Then he builds an armored power-suit instead of a missile. Luckily his captors are not watching him closely enough to notice the difference. With his suit he has superpowers and he emerges as what will become Iron Man.

All superheroes need an Achilles Heel, even Achilles. Stark's weakness is that as part of the capture he ended up with metal shrapnel in his blood stream. If they reach his heart he will dies. He is being kept alive only by a strong electromagnet embedded in a port in his chest, one with lights on it so he can find his keys in the dark. He will die if he is without his magnet for any longer than the six minutes or so the film shows he can go without it. Meantime the shrapnel caught in this tug of war is apparently scraping out his arteries. How he is avoiding stroke is anybody's guess. With his power suit he is able to get out of his Afghan scrape, but his plan to vacate the arms business puts him into direct conflict with his father's old partner Obadiah Stane. (Wouldn't Charles Dickens have loved that name.) Stane is played by Jeff Bridges with a startling new look, a shaved head with a moustache and beard making it obvious he is sinister. Stark's main support comes from his counter-feminist factotum, Gwyneth Paltrow in the role of Pepper Potts, perhaps a step down even from her Polly Perkins in SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.

The script by a large team of contributors raises and then ignores some moral issues. One is the question of whether one can bring an end to weapons by creating newer and more powerful weapons. Even in the film this strategy is less than totally effective, though we are expected to agree with Stark's beliefs. Stark does not kill for any motive but self-defense. But he hands a villain over to Afghan peasants who will likely not share his scruples. This is apparently his version of the United States policy of rendition.

Jon Favreau is an actor of the Ben Affleck and Vince Vaughn generation. Without the good looks of a Vaughn or am Affleck he is now behind the camera directing, and probably making better contributions there. Previously he directed MADE, ELF, and ZATHURA. In this film he directs but also has the tiny role as Tony Stark's chauffeur Hogan. Downey is pleasant to watch for his tongue in cheek characterization. He behaves like someone trying desperately to seem unflappable while he really is not, like he is watching events out of the corners of his eyes. Terrence Howard is around as Stark's friend and liaison to the military, but he does not have much opportunity to act. Notable is Shaun Toub of THE KITE RUNNER and TV's "Lost" as a fellow captive who becomes Stark's friend. Also in a tiny role is Stan Lee, the creator of Iron Man, who traditionally shows up someplace to get his face on the screen in many films based on Marvel Comics. Samuel L. Jackson plays another familiar Stan Lee character in a scene that is saved as a special reward for those who are loyal enough to sit through the credits.

This is a sort of a turn-your-mind-off comic book on the screen. It is clearly popular, but not one of the best few superhero films.

Spoiler warning!

Toward the end our Iron Man fights someone in a power-suit nearly twice as high as his is. It is supposedly his design, but just made bigger. But Stark's suit fits around him like a glove. His legs fit into the legs of the suit and his head fits into the helmet. Make a suit twice as large as its operator is and it would have to operate a very different way. The operator's legs could not reach to the legs of the suit so the legs would have to be fully robotic rather than just power-assists. Stark can kick his real left leg forward, but in the double suit that leg would be only at the level of the suit's belly. The double-sized suit really could not be based on Stark's suit. Grade: C.

News review: Sunday Advance (BB Guns)

Reader #521 wrote: A 20 year old may face a couple of years in jail because the officer that stopped him for speeding for speeding found a BB gun in his car. I understand why the cops would be upset about seeing what he thought was a real gun. A fine would do, but putting the guy in jail for a BB gun is a little too much, we have much bigger problems to contend with.

Book review: Smart Couples Finish Rich by David Bach

Reader #521 wrote: I felt my finances were out of control and I didn't know where to start fixing it. My budgets never work, and I was always going over, but this book game me hope. It helps you look at the big picture. David Bach helped me understand what the difference is between an IRA and a Roth IRA. I recommend this book to a couple trying to figure out how to save for the future, or a mom trying to get it together. Grade: A.

Book review: Marvel Zombies

Reader #521 wrote: I had to read this because I am trying to get me son to read more. I read it with him, it was very gruesome. It was about characters we love, Spiderman, Superman, The Hulk and zombies. If you have a child that thinks eating brains is cool, they will love this book. Grade: C.

Book review: Four Wives by Wendy Walker

Reader #519 wrote: This was an entertaining read although I didn't have much sympathy for any of the characters. This book was a little like a soap opera. I found myself turning the pages to see what came next. This is definitely a great book for the beach or sitting by the pool. Grade: B.

Book review: The Divorce Party by Laura Dave

Reader # 519 wrote: I found this book to be very light reading and it didn't have me turning the pages in excitement like other books. The author does a pretty good job on her character development, but I just didn't find them all that interesting. There were some poignant moments in the book though, written with great sensitivity. Grade: C.

Book review: Duma Key by Stephen King

Reader #519 wrote: Very entertaining read and shows Stephen King at his best. I enjoyed seeing the protagonist's awakening as an artist, and the events that follow his new found talent. King always spins a great yarn and this is no exception. Read it with the lights on. If you see a tattered looking ship on the horizon at sunset - run! Grade: A.

Book review: Shining at the Bottom of the Sea by Stephen Marche

Reader #82 wrote: SHINING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA by Stephen Marche is arguably science fiction, though I know of no one who reviewed it as such. (The cataloguing data calls it "experimental fiction". It purports to be an anthology of Sanjanian fiction and other writings, with a preface that provides the historical, sociological, and literary background necessary to understand them. Sanjania is an island nation in the North Atlantic, and was formerly part of the British Empire. It is a very literary culture: "Sanjanians are perhaps the most literary people on earth. Bookstalls are as common as fruit stands, the theatres around Saint Magdalene's Square dwarf the City Hall, and on Sanjair flights the stewards push small carts of books down the aisle after the beverages and pretzels."

Later, it says of Saint Magdalene's Square, "Seemingly endless bookstalls fill the square's edge and spill into the side streets in every direction. Bargain hunters and literature lovers cram
every nook and cranny from sunrise (more or less) to sundown (more or less)." (Sounds like Hay-on-Wye.) The only real drawback to this literary Shangri-La is that it does not exist. Oh, well, you can't have everything.

The earliest pieces--in terms of the internal chronology--are the most interesting, since Mache constructs a separate dialect for that era: "In his eighteenth year, Marlyebone oxchopped and mangled the other wolfheads, Goodfriday Martins, Samuel Baker Deloney, Abraham Crisp and Lover Gromes, and claimed the overward. In his nineteenth year, the Crown pursued him. Crownagent Keagan Poulter took a bulletsmash in the face and could not be regaliated. Agent Will Champion's moniker fibbed everafter his failure. Robert Strunk sunk. In Marlyebone's
twentieth year, his Scourge Sally Parkman, a Woman Crownagent, grabbed his pirate fleet, and yawled it against the waves of Portuguese Cove, ane Marlyebone scuppered overhill byland toward his homecove Restitution, flittering."

This dialect is characterized by many compound words, and I suppose Marche got tired of creating them, because after the first few pieces, they go away, alas.